It’s Official…

The Inmates are pretending to run the Asylum again!

Written by JB Williams



  • The U.S. government committed “terrible abuses” against Arabs after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.”


  • Arabs had been "indiscriminately rounded up" and held in "unforgivable" conditions.”


  • The Bush administration was playing into al-Qaeda’s hands by routinely blocking Saudi visa applications.”


  • The thoughtless way in which visas are now handled, that is a mistake.”


  • The worst thing we can possibly do is to cut off the channels of friendship and mutual understanding between Saudi Arabia and the United States.”


These are some of the statements of former Vice President Al Gore, before an effectively all Arab Saudi audience during the recent Jeddah Economic Forum. They sound a lot like a rally aimed at garnering voter support for yet another failed presidential bid. But since it was an all Arab Saudi crowd, he was probably just seeking campaign funding…


Isn’t Al the Grand Poop-Head of America’s lunatic left, who has been asking why we invaded Afghanistan and Iraq instead of bombing Saudi Arabia, since most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi? Isn’t this the guy in charge of the tree-hugging whale-saving baby-killing constituency who accused the Bush Administration of letting Saudi diplomats flee war torn American shores in the hours following the 9/11 attacks?


I thought so… Yet here he is, in all his glory, speaking to a room full of fellow millionaires, using this very unique opportunity to once again, effectively pour gas on the fire storm of Arab dissent for the west, in particular, the country Gore unfortunately calls home. What a guy!


Here’s my favorite,


  • I do want you to know that it does not represent the desires or wishes or feelings of the majority of the citizens of my country.”


Pretending again as though he speaks for all Americans, Gore attempts to broker favor with the Saudi crowd by announcing how much we love Saudi Arabia. The clear implication, it’s that damn Bush Administration which no American supports, who has wronged your people so…


This guy is living proof why crack-heads shouldn’t marry within their own families. All those late night panty-raids and Cheech-n-Chong look-alike parties during college are catching up with ole spotted Al. Or maybe he’s just been beaten over the head one too many times with his own failed political rhetoric and the man is now permanently punch-drunk, like Muhammad Ali…


This is the stuff that today’s Democratic Party is made of…? Really…? Howard “I hate all Republicans” Dean, John “I’m a war hero you know” Kerry, Dick “All American soldiers are Nazis” Durbin, Teddy “is it happy hour yet” Kennedy and Hillary “no explanation needed from the plantationClinton?


What happened to the real pretend Democrat leaders of old, like Bill “the first black rock-star President” Clinton and Jimmy “we can avoid war by handing over the keys now” Carter? Is Barak “bama-slamma-mama-dali-lama” Obama the best we can hope for out of today’s Democratic Party? Even John “I’m on everybody’s side” McCain can’t get along with him…


You still can’t figure out how you keep losing elections huh? Come on… seriously, these targets are just too easy. They like, run around jumping in front of bullets. These folks had better steer clear of any invitations for VIP hunting trips with Cheney; he couldn’t miss these guys if he tried!


Are you kidding me?


People like this are going to win back control of congress in 2006 and the White House in 2008? Only if between now and then, America is struck with some strange unheard of virus rendering the entire population completely brain-dead… Good God… You’ve got to be joking!


Al’s been off the reservation for some years now, suspected of political reject overload syndrome. These other folks are clearly no great prize either. Yet liberals across the land have bet their political farm on these imbeciles and I’m having trouble figuring out which nuts are nuttier… The left-wing-nuts who drove the once great party to the extreme left abyss in the first place - or the average everyday imbeciles who blindly follow along regurgitating every mind-numbing syllable as though it was passed down from on high in tablet form, like a bunch of broken pull-n-play dolls.


I have no idea who Republicans are planning on running in 2008. But if democrats plan on running any of these dunderheads, Republicans could win with Roger Rabbit… (Don’t ask, it wasn’t Dick)


Welcome to life down on the funny farm! If they weren’t so damn dangerous, they’d be hilarious. As it is, they just keep costing American lives with all their anti-American hate speech; with more to come I’m sure as the campaign season heats up.


Now there ain’t anything funny about that!

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